Friday, November 20, 2009

Just For Giggles....



HAHAHA! I can't! But seriously, if I was a tranny I woulda snatched that bitch's wig and crown off too. Fuck being a gracious loser. Tran Trans have rights we don't. Check the rule book: #99 - if you lose at anything, beat that ho.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance: Bye Kevin and Channing



So the bottom three couples were Channing and Victor, Kevin and Karen, and Mollee and Nathan. I wasn't surprised by any of these couples landing in the bottom but after they danced for their lives, I was surprised that Karen got picked to stay over Channing. I thought Channing's solo was better than Karen's and Mollee's AND I thought that Channing, even tho I forget about her, has done better than Mollee throughout the season thus far on a technical level. But I thought the judges would be over Karen and her "smoldering sexy". However, if anybody should have gone, it should have been Mollee BUT I knew she and Nathan weren't going anywhere when Nigel said he knew they were gonna give great solos....and Mollee did flips and stuff and because she and Nathan keep the young and deaf people watchin.

Now Nathan's solo was indeed pretty dope and Victor's solo was filled with way too many pirouettes, but Kevin didn't dance for his life and he hasn't gotten better each week (like say, Russell).

So peace out Channing and Kevin. You won't be missed, but it was nice having you. And Kevin, look into botox for that top lip. Please.

Mary J. Blige Wants To Know...



Yeah, I don't know Mary. But it don't matter. You are only one of very few that can get away with the level of your "intelligents". It's fine boo. Love u, mean it!!!

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance: Childhood Memories

So we get to take a look at the childhood pics of the judges and blah blah blah...I must say, Mary Murphy was actually a cute little girl with normal sized teeth. Surprising.

OK now on to the show!


Ashleigh and Jakob

So Ashleigh's most memorable performance as a child was a ballroom competition she performed when she was 14 years old because it was her last dance for six years cuz her illness overtook her body and she couldn't dance anymore. But she fought to come back and well, now she's on SYTYCD. Leaps and Bounds aka Jakob was a fat kid and started dancing and lost weight while dancing so he kept it going. I'm glad he did.

These two do a Tab and Nap Hip-Hop routine. Ashleigh doin hip-hop...really? Well, Leaps and Bounds out danced her as per usual BUT Ashleigh actually made it do wut it do! I'm shocked and RuPauled on this one. First of all, Tab and Nap came up with a HOT routine. Love the text message that starts off the dance. Great choreography that told the story. And of course, Jakob killed it.

And Nigel boo, I'm not eatin my words. Ashleigh is still riding Jakob's coat tails...she just finally danced tonight. Adam Shankman, please don't lose your mind on this one. Seriously, Adam? Ashleigh in the top ten NOT because of Jakob? Stop it. For the first damn time, da bitch danced. Relax.


Karen and Kevin

So Karen grew up in Venezuela and had some really bad hair cuts. But she grew up to be cute and learned how to dance by watching. Kevin was the oldest of six kids. He started dancing when he was 17 and was a late bloomer. He's pretty talented to be as great as he is for starting so late.

Anyhoo....they perform a Broadway number. Spencer, new choreographer, did a great job with the Broadway choreography. The problem here is that they were so focused on the routine that they didn't add the Broadway. They didn't add the characters and they didn't quite even kill the routine from the technical aspect. Yes, they hit all their marks and did what they were supposed to do, but it looked like it required lots of effort. Not horrible, but not really good.


Noelle and Russell

Russ was sangin This Lil Light of Mine as a child. He was 8 years old doin the Michael Jackson. He was actually a cute kid. Noelle broke her toofus as a child and now has a fake half tooth. She just remembers not being such a great dancer. I guess she's come a long way.

So they get the Foxtrot...again. The first time, Noelle broke her leg and Russ had to dance it with Melanie the big sexy red head. This time they get to dance it together and...I truly enjoyed them!!! These two were not on my radar at all but all of a sudden they are workin it! They made this Foxtrot fun, sexy, and entertaining. They had great lines and from a technical point of view, I think they did a SUPER job. Russell's confidence is through the roof and it shows. And Noelle looked pretty too. Excellent!


Channing and Victor

Channing did a dance as a cat when she was six and loved it. Victor was that brat kid that would get lost in the stores and mother would run around looking for him screaming "Victor!" (but he did it in the funny Latin voice.)

OK, I forget about these two every week. I think these two get really fortunate with their routines but this is the first time that I enjoyed them. They got a Tyce Diorio Jazz routine and Tyce picked great music and a told a fantastic story. They were black birds dancing in a cage. I loved the cage and how they used it to tell the story throughout the routine. I really liked this dance, I liked them dancing, and I had fun with watching that. Very cute, very fun, and executed very well. Good job!


Kathryn and Legacy

Kathryn was a shy girl who did her very first dance with her mom. Legacy was a rebel. He did what he wanted to do and his first performance was at a house party and his father gave him $5 to dance. He's been poppin and lockin ever since.

Kathryn and Legacy do a serious Pasa Doble. Ummm, I felt that. That shit was hot. And really Legacy...I was distracted by that body situation. Daayum. Anyway, I don't really know what else to say except they killed that. With the exception of Kathryn not being able to grab her ankles fast enough while Legacy picked her up and wrapped him around her at the end, everything else was executed perfectly. That was some sexy dancing right there. Check.


Mkay and this is why you don't watch TV Live. But we take a break to see what Dizzy Feet Foundation is doing. They have so far been able to give nine scholarships to dancers who wouldn't otherwise be able to attend dance school. They are having a gala to raise more money. Nice. Very nice.



Ellenore and Ryan

Ellenore was a lil sassy thing and during her first routine did everything but the routine. She's so cute. Ryan comes from a line of professional ballroom dancers and his first dance was wearing some bunny ears and bunny tail hoppin around the stage. Heehee.

Ryan and Ellenore do a Contemporary by Travis Wall. So everything Travis has put together on SYTYCD has been beyond beautiforous and emotional and simply artistically fantastic. And well, this time was no different. I absolutely believed that these two were former lovers who bumped into each other and had to re-live the drama. That was beautiful. Ryan and Ellenore were beautiful and it was effortless and technically just great. I felt that, I enjoyed that piece, and was transported to their story. Loved it.

And again, Adam shut up. Ryan might make it to the top ten but it won't be with his wife and if it is, it will be cuz of Leaps and Bounds! Geez!


Mollee and Nathan

Nathan was a brat. When he was ten, he choreographed his own dance. And started from there. Mollee was a diva who was all about curls, make-up and being grown. Now that she is older she acts like a lil kid. Mkay, great.

So these two get a pop jazz routine, choreographed by none other than Boom Boom Kat aka Laurie Ann Gibson who is now rockin an almost Cassie wit only one third of one half of her hair shaved. Anyway, that was fun to watch and waaaay better than what they did last week. But I will say that that wasn't all that great. Did not give me goose bumps. However, I will say that I think Nathan gave more this week and attempted to show us how great he really is. Mollee is just aight to me.

So tonight we finally see what these dancers can do! Finally some real choreography and real dancing! I know for sure Kevin and Karen will be dancin for their lives and will prolly end up goin home. I think Nathan and Mollee, who should have been in the bottom last week, might be in the bottom this week but you know, they are young and Nathan is soooo cute and Mollee still got that deaf vote, so one never knows.

Guess we'll find out tomorrow!

Beyonce: Video Phone



Seriously, I can't wit Yonce. Her sickness is just ree-fuckin-diculous. She just shuts bitches down constantly...and it almost seems effortless. I might have been Yonce from Video Phone for Halloween had she done this shiz sooner. Side note, coulda done without the Ga Ga. I prefer that she stays in her lane with bird cages on her face. But back to Yonce, bitch is deelicious. You.betta.Work.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Did You Hear About The Morgans?



Um, it might just be me but, I soooooo want to see this. OMG, it's Sarah Palin. Heehee. I could use a little less love for a while, maybe even for a few years. Hahaha. Can you imagine having to be in Witness Protection forever with the man you were gettin ready to divorce cuz you hate?! That just gives me the giggles. This is a must for me.

Friday, November 13, 2009

OctoMom is Tardy...But We Know This

Not sure why I felt like sharing this, but I did. A lesson on where babies come from from da OctoMom...who got 14 babies and don't have not one story of hot sex on da platter to show for it. Such a waste.



Rihanna Makes Psycho Look Sexy

No need to watch 20/20 two weeks in a row just for Rih Rih. The video was supposed to premiere tonight but it's here now. And of course it's hot. Still not a fan of the song...but I can watch this video more than a few times. Pull the trigger bitches!!!

Chris Brown Is Crawlin On Wendy

Well, his video for "Crawl" debuted on the "Wendy Williams" show and I must say...I like the video and the song. And Cassie should really stick to being pretty in videos and pictures and stuff. Bitch is hot.

But in regards to to his interview with Wendy...I love how girls in the audience get all excited and screamin and whoooo for him when they know last Friday they was watchin Rih on 20/20 shakin their head at his woman beatin ass. I'm all for redemption and dude is young and he should be given the opportunity to heal, change, and grow but I struggle with listenin to him say he wants to keep his feelings about what happened private (when he was the first one goin on Larry King and Angie Martinez and MTV etc.) and how he's a changed person cuz of anger management. That shiz is a life long journey. You don't heal from that over night. You aren't just all of a sudden better cuz you singing songs about crawlin to get back to where you want to be. I dunno...I like the song and I want him to get better and become a grown man but something about him isn't sincere to me and I'm sorry...I'm Team Rih Rih (porno album covers and all). Crawl bitch, crawl.


Much Better Alicia Keys. Me Likey.